The Permanent Record of NewJack Rasputin

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NewJack Rasputin: Our story thus far: As a result of a terrible experimental grey magik experiment gone wrong, Mystr S. Mole, once a famed omni-media mekka battle-bot, un-requited rock star and amateur thought experiment physicist - was stricken with an insidious incurable fatal disease that will leave him little more than a throbbing, paralyzed husk - kept alive by machines - a brain in a Jar. Refusing to go out like that, the Mole disappeared into his vibe-o-ratory - and after months of lonely labor, fierce and forlorn, mysteriously metamorphosed into Newjack Rasputin: Advanced Master of "triple Steel Fist of Juxtaposition" a super hero cripple pixel jockey whose tentacles reach deep into the Interweb. Sequestered in a secret studio built of Tandy gear and cheap stuff from the C&H Surplus warehouse store - aided by his trusty computer "Nguyen" and pestered by the ghost of "Sure-Grip™", the cranky firestone show-mule from the 50's - Newjack Rasputin hammers away at the ether-ore - collapsing the vagueness of the zero point quantum flux into wings we can all fly away on... This then, is the permanent record of of Newjack Rasputin